Article note: Fuckin' lol.
And it's all tracking bullshit, ads, useless chrome, and implemented in broken javascript. Other than video delivery, the web was better before all this shit.
Despite my manly looks, I am horribly timid. My romantic soul gets all clammy and shivery at the thought of running into some awful indecent unpleasantness.
— Humbert Humbert, from Vladimir Nabokov’s “Lolita”