Article note: That's unfortunate. Smile was a clever little nudge to to help get around the "Shopping at Amazon is obviously unethical, but it's real convenient" problem.
Despite my manly looks, I am horribly timid. My romantic soul gets all clammy and shivery at the thought of running into some awful indecent unpleasantness.
— Humbert Humbert, from Vladimir Nabokov’s “Lolita”