Article note: Oracle is so toxic that everyone left for actually-open alternatives rather than expose themselves to the risk of touching their licenses, so now they are re-baiting the hook.
Despite my manly looks, I am horribly timid. My romantic soul gets all clammy and shivery at the thought of running into some awful indecent unpleasantness.
— Humbert Humbert, from Vladimir Nabokov’s “Lolita”