Monthly Archives: July 2024

Antonin Scalia Stole Your Car

Source: Hacker News

Article note: HN apparently did not like Cory calling out the combination of monopolistic practices, B2B middlemen, patchwork legacy tech, and regulatory capture/failure that makes the exploitation engine run, but it's a great piece.
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Intel is selling defective 13-14th Gen CPUs

Source: Hacker News

Article note: This has come up a couple times in different venues, this version links several of the earlier iterations. They seem to be so complicated no one can _exactly_ root-cause the behavior, but the gamers, and the hosters, and folks doing benchmarks and such all come to the same "there seem to be problems with Raptor Lake K-series parts that escalate over time" conclusion. I tend to believe the theory that they're slowly degrading some little chip area - likely in the memory system, probably because of localized heating and/or over-stressed power/ground routing, less likely due to some charge build up triggering migration - when run flat out near the top of the range that was supposed to be safe.
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Windows NT for Power Macintosh

Source: Hacker News

Article note: This is the most "do silly, frivolous things that serve no other purpose than making your happy" project. ARC firmware shim so you can boot NT4 on a handful of ancient PowerMacs. I love it.
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AT&T says criminals stole phone records of ‘nearly all’ customers in data breach

Source: Hacker News

Article note: Oh look, gigantic data silos that probably shouldn't be retained, held by third party vendors subject to supply chain attacks. Sprinkle on a little negligent reporting practices, and you've got a disaster.
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OpenSSH bug leaves RHEL 9 and the RHELatives vulnerable

Source: The Register

Article note: Man The Register has produced some good wordplay over the years. I will be referring to RHEL-like distributions (Alma, CentOS, Oracle, Rocky, SLL, etc.) as RHELatives (R-hel-atives) from now on.

Newly discovered flaw affects OpenSSH 8.7 and 8.8 daemon

The founder of Openwall has discovered a new signal handler race condition in the core sshd daemon used in RHEL 9.x and its various offshoots.…

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Researchers discover a new form of scientific fraud: ‘sneaked references’

Source: Hacker News

Article note: This is some students-evading-plagiarism-detectors shit. Embedded text that doesn't show up to a human reader but is parsed by computers. Anyone want to try to convince me academia isn't dominated by the epeen contest?
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TUAW Returns as a Gross, Zombie AI-Generated Garbage Site

Source: Hacker News

Article note: Ugh, scammers bought the domain and now they're algorithmically mangling macrumors articles and passing them off under the bylines of people who worked for TUAW decades ago.
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Finally wrapping up my PhD!

The largest reason I’ve been starving every one of my other interests, like posting here, for the last several years is finally wrapping up, and looks like it will get me a PhD in Computer Science.

Wednesday July 24, 2024. 1:00PM. 101 Davis Marksbury Building.

Title: Post-Capture Synthesis of Images Using Manipulable Integration Functions
Abstract:
Traditional photographic practice, as dictated by the properties of photochemical emulsion film, mechanical apparatus, and human operators, largely treats the sensitivity (gain) and integration interval as coarsely parameterized constants for the entire scene, set no later than the time of exposure. This frame-at-a-time capture and processing model permeates digital cameras and computer image processing.

Emerging imaging technologies, such as time domain continuous imaging (TDCI), quanta image sensors (QIS), event cameras, and conventional sensors augmented with computational processing and control, provide opportunities to break out of the frame-oriented paradigm and capture a stream of data describing changes to scene appearance over the capture interval with high temporal precision. Captured scene data can then be computationally post-processed to render images with user control over the time interval being sampled and the gain of integration, not just for each image rendered but for every site in each rendered image, allowing the user to ideally expose each portion of the scene. For example, in a scene that contains a mixture of moving elements some of which are more brightly lit, it becomes possible to render dark and light portions with different gains and potentially overlapping intervals, such that both have good contrast, neither one suffers motion blur, and little to no artifacting occurs at the interfaces.

This thesis represents a preliminary exploration of the properties, application, and tooling required to capture TDCI streams and render images from them in a paradigm that supports functional post-capture manipulation of time and gain.


So excited to be rid of this thing. It’s a genuinely nifty idea, and sort-of the idea I started out with, but I’m very tired of looking at it.

If any internet friends want to come watch me talk shit about it for ~1 hour, you’re welcome.
I’ll post my thesis and slides after it’s done.

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The IBM Magnetic Tape Selectric Composer

Source: Hacker News

Article note: Neaaaat. I have a restored(ish) Selectric II and have done the reading on typewriter and especially Selectric history, they're a fun chapter in technology. This serious collector found a MT/ST (Probably the first thing that could properly be called a wordprocessor. The typewriter parts are coupled to a core-and-SLT baby computer with some magnetic tape drives for storage) - which were so exotic and generally leased that no surviving examples were known to exist. Locally. The whole multi-part system with one input only recorder unit and a full IO unit and accessories. With their service manuals and records. ...At least none of my hobby projects are that big and exotic.
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Booting Linux off of Google Drive

Source: OSNews

Article note: Oh no. Though "If you cram enough bullshit into the initramfs it can do anything" is an interesting side effect of the modern boot process that bears exploration. I'm not actually sure how much of the "immutable" type distros are working by basically just never pivoting their initramfs to a real root and instead mounting a bunch of overlays, but it sure seems like an easy way to do the thing.

On the brink of insanity, my tattered mind unable to comprehend the twisted interplay of millennia of arcane programmer-time and the ragged screech of madness, I reached into the Mass and steeled myself to the ground lest I be pulled in, and found my magnum opus.

Booting Linux off of a Google Drive root.

↫ Ersei

That’s not… You shouldn’t… Why would…

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