Article note: A McSweeneys' that gets both absurd, intrusive authentication schemes and absurd academic administrative behavior in one? That's delightful.
David Sorenson: But when the workers stormed the Bastille, they only found seven prisoners and one of THEM was the Marquis de Sade. Quinn Morgendorffer: Eww. David Sorenson: That’s more or less the way THEY felt.