{"id":30753,"date":"2020-09-03T22:26:04","date_gmt":"2020-09-04T02:26:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pappp.net\/?guid=e536deb0a37764ff37a0117f88a59d43"},"modified":"2020-09-03T22:26:04","modified_gmt":"2020-09-04T02:26:04","slug":"announcement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pappp.net\/?p=30753","title":{"rendered":"Announcement"},"content":{"rendered":"

Source: Hyperbole and a Half<\/a><\/p>\n

Article note: Woah, my still-subscribed Hyperbole and a Half RSS feed has awoken, and Allie Brosh has reappeared with a new book.<\/div>

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This is an announcement. <\/span><\/span><\/p><\/div>


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Out of all the places I could have put an announcement, I will admit that it probably doesn't make the most logistical sense to put it here. <\/span><\/p><\/div>


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If I'd had the opportunity to put it somewhere that makes more sense for announcing things, such as Facebook or Twitter, I promise you I would have done that. However—and please don't become too distracted by this—but the vast majority of my social media accounts were hacked sometime back by an extremely<\/i> persistent individual or entity whom I have thus far been unsuccessful at defeating, so I do not currently have anywhere else to put this. <\/span><\/span><\/p><\/div>


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Moving on. <\/span><\/span><\/p><\/div>


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As we discussed, there is an announcement. Soon it will be upon us. But first, a warm-up announcement: <\/span><\/span><\/p><\/div>


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I told you this because I thought it might lend some credibility to the actual announcement, which is that I wrote a second book. For real this time. The book is finished. It has 518 pages. There is no going back at this point. There's a super official book page and everything. <\/span><\/span><\/p><\/div>


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As is tradition, a variety of ordering experiences are available.<\/span><\/p>


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For example, if you wish to be taken directly to the book page with no extra fanfare, please click the regular button:<\/span><\/p><\/div>


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If you wish to use a larger button to go directly to the book page, please click the big button: <\/span><\/p>


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If you wish to have a more difficult experience, the hard button is for you: <\/span><\/p>


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If you do not wish to interact with the book any further, please follow this button to safety: <\/span><\/p><\/div>


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If you want to feel slightly weirder than you currently do before visiting the book page, please click here: <\/span><\/p><\/div>


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If you wish for me to apologize for writing the book and\/or for the bird collage, that option is also available:<\/span><\/p><\/div>


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If you just want to click a bunch of buttons, please go here: <\/span><\/p><\/div>


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Okay. The announcement is complete. We may now proceed to the bonus phase. <\/span><\/span><\/p><\/div>


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Perhaps this event was not promotional enough for you. Perhaps you wish to be subjected to a truly unnecessary level of marketing both related and unrelated to my book. Perhaps you simply wish to experience the future in whatever form it takes. If this is the case, I have great news for you: <\/span><\/span><\/p><\/div>


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I recently learned how to use Instagram, and over the next several days, I intend to explore the limits of its potential, possibly even discovering new ways of using it. I will be relentless, and you will regret becoming involved, but you do have the opportunity to become involved if you wish. It's also completely possible that I decide against this and just post extreme close-ups of my belly button. Or something else could happen. One can never know these things. <\/span><\/span><\/p><\/div>


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Thank you for your time and patience. I hope you can find it in your hearts to still respect me after this. <\/span><\/span><\/p><\/div>


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-Allie<\/span><\/p><\/div>


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