Diag| Considering item [tag:pappp.net,2026-09-21:/2514055] "Apple Copland D11E4 Booting in the Browser"
Diag| Considering item [tag:pappp.net,2026-09-18:/2513478] "Photon-Emission-Guided Laser Fault Injection Enables RP2350 Secure Debug"
Diag| Considering item [tag:pappp.net,2026-09-15:/2512755] "Artificial Intelligence, Quote Unquote"
Diag| Considering item [tag:pappp.net,2026-09-15:/2512572] "25 Years of Mass Surveillance Is Enough"
Diag| Considering item [tag:pappp.net,2026-09-14:/2512363] "Blizzard Revives 'StarCraft' Franchise with Open-World Sci-Fi Shooter"
Diag| Considering item [tag:pappp.net,2026-09-02:/2509493] "CERN Transitioning To Debian After Being A Longtime RHEL Institution - Phoronix"
Diag| Considering item [tag:pappp.net,2026-08-31:/2508844] "German Konrad Zuse Museum shutting down due to lack of funding"
Diag| Considering item [tag:pappp.net,2026-08-31:/2508801] "Omarchy: 1Password and 37signals become Distinguished Corporate Patrons"
Diag| Considering item [tag:pappp.net,2026-08-27:/2507930] "IBM announces dual-ISA processor: ARM and IBM Z code running natively on the same cores"
Diag| Considering item [tag:pappp.net,2026-08-27:/2507891] "Haiku R1/beta6 released"
Diag| Considering item [tag:pappp.net,2026-08-26:/2507579] "Ring says its new encryption limits what it can give police"
Diag| Considering item [tag:pappp.net,2026-08-26:/2507588] "Digg v4 and lessons not learned"
Diag| Considering item [tag:pappp.net,2026-08-26:/2507576] "Bill Gates: The turbulent AI era is here"
Diag| Considering item [tag:pappp.net,2026-08-24:/2507079] "Adafruit USB Type C CC Resistor Fixer"
Diag| Considering item [tag:pappp.net,2026-08-16:/2505165] "Laser Layers for (Almost) Isotropicly Strong Prints"
Diag| Considering item [tag:pappp.net,2026-08-16:/2505129] "Access to telemetry data: Automotive industry criticizes intelligence reform"
Diag| Considering item [tag:pappp.net,2026-08-12:/2504187] "License plate reader searches should require a warrant"
Diag| Considering item [tag:pappp.net,2026-08-07:/2502960] "2027 memory capacity is reportedly sold out"
Diag| Considering item [tag:pappp.net,2026-08-05:/2502506] "Sycophantic AI Decreases Prosocial Intentions and Promotes Dependence (2025)"
Diag| Considering item [tag:pappp.net,2026-08-04:/2502146] "All of Winona Police Department's Flock cameras cut down and stolen"
Diag| Considering item [tag:pappp.net,2026-08-03:/2501883] "Celebrating 45 Years of Kermit with the First New C-Kermit Release in 15 Years"
Diag| Considering item [tag:pappp.net,2026-08-02:/2501525] "MkLinux and the pimped-out Apple Workgroup Server 9150"
Diag| Considering item [tag:pappp.net,2026-08-02:/2501516] "ASRock BC-250: Building the Budget Steam Machine"
Diag| Considering item [tag:pappp.net,2026-07-31:/2501295] "Google plans to exempt sanctioned nations from Android developer verification"
Diag| Considering item [tag:pappp.net,2026-07-28:/2500259] "College prof hides prompt to catch AI cheaters, finds human nature is pretty much as we thought"
Diag| Considering item [tag:pappp.net,2026-07-28:/2500268] "Now is the time to give LLMs access to the ACM digital library"
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Diag| Considering item [tag:pappp.net,2026-07-19:/2497945] "Building an Arch Linux Aarch64 Port for Holo Core"
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Diag| Considering item [tag:pappp.net,2026-07-14:/2496649] "Microsoft’s Secure Boot has been broken for a decade and no one noticed until now"
Diag| Considering item [tag:pappp.net,2026-07-12:/2496061] "Since Chromium 148, Math.tanh is now fingerprintable to link underlying OS"
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Diag| Considering item [tag:pappp.net,2026-05-30:/2483835] "Proposed new US funding rules: We can cancel any grant at any time"
Diag| Considering item [tag:pappp.net,2026-05-27:/2483228] "The exemptions in age-verification laws for open source operating systems are bad, actually"
Diag| Considering item [tag:pappp.net,2026-05-31:/2484064] "Mysteries of the Griffin iMate"
Cruel Intentions – PAPPP's Rambling https://pappp.net Hacking, Geekery, and life in Academia. Wed, 02 Feb 2011 05:15:45 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.1.2 Cruel Intentions https://pappp.net/?p=102 https://pappp.net/?p=102#respond Sat, 19 Dec 2009 07:21:55 +0000 Continue reading →]]> Cruel Intentions is, after Hackers, probably my favorite shitty movie. I ran across some stills (not there, but that is a good example) online a while ago, remembered how awesome it is (look at the still, you’ll understand), and had to track a copy down. Ernest Hardy of the LA Weekly’s review “In truth, the only reason this film was made was to allow viewers to ogle pretty young things behaving badly.” pretty much sums the whole thing up. I’m reasonably certain that review was intended as criticism, but that is totally missing the point. Sarah Michelle Gellar, Reese Witherspoon and Selma Blair while they were young and cute in leading roles, and I’m told Ryan Phillippe is there as eye candy as well, but thats not my thing.

It’s apparently one of several movies based off a French novel, Les Liaisons dangereuses, but the terrible writing, terrible acting, and implausible teenage east coast upper crust setting annihilate any sense of class that might imply. The plot is fun and honestly sort of cute, but you could watch it with the sound off and it would probably seem like a better movie. The problem with the “sound off” approach is that you would miss out on the angsty 14-year-old fanfic grade writing and shitty wooden delivery that elevate it from “attractive but dumb” to “attractive and hilarious“. Turning the sound off also wouldn’t save you from the glaring plot holes: how did the journal get wrapped? Why does he still have it in some scenes after passing it off, and most importantly HOW DID SHE GET HIS DAMN CAR at the end, did she go through her dying lover’s pockets?

Also, I love Sebastian’s style. His black duster-thing is the shit, and I want his half-frame glasses… the sunglasses (Vuarnet PX 3000 Wayfarer or knockoff thereof) are a plot element, so they are easy to look up, but I can’t find (and probably wouldn’t actually want to pay for/wear even if I could) the half frames.

For those familiar with UK’s schedule; this is indeed how I celebrated being done with the semester; some friends, a double of Woodford Reserve, and a movie that underflows it’s way to awesome.

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